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hived you up

mad you so mad you went red and looked like you had hives or a rash on your face and neck
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
by tozra December 22, 2013
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you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.
Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.
by MeetMyMeat December 8, 2019
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
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push you to a plump

dawg idk either 💀😞
j:"how old are you"
s:"13"
j: "I could push you to a plump"
j was 16
by hddjnd March 2, 2023
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You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019
mugGet the You people are a failmug.

I love you

If you know someone who would say this to you and mean it you know that you matter and probably not only to this person.
This word mean a lot and don’t use them if you don’t mean them that’s the baddest lie that you can tell someone( you only can tell a person that you love her if u really know her
Guy : i love you

Other person : you mean it
Guy : yes

Other person : you can’t say that you love me if u don’t know me , you know me if you know what my deepest secrets are and you know what I mean even when I didn’t say anything. So don’t Tell me that you love me After knowing me for 1 week
by Jj2425 April 19, 2022
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you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)
big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex
mugGet the you brok my nosemug.

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