Your Mom

You can yous this word to piss your friends off.

Me: bro
Friend: ya whats up
Me: can I tell u something
Friend: ok
Me: Your Mom!

by Tate the guy December 12, 2021

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021

show your titties day

the 14th of each month is show your titties day, meaning that if asked, a woman must show her titties

"bro im so horny"
"its the 14th bro, its show your titties day"
"sick bro"

by howdyoj December 12, 2021

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

Give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

If a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her a hoodie of your choice (as long as it is a hoodie from yourself ) on december 17th!

As an example:
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021

give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

by user111444117 December 13, 2021