close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

National send your ex nudes day

National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures

Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day

Jackie: Of course!

by angrypod147 February 2, 2022

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

Your Aunt Esther

She is a woman who is to be feared.

Dont upset Your Aunt Esther or you will crash and burn.

by ButchNochance February 3, 2022

Throw Your Fascist Friend Day

February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.

heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)

by coomconnoisseur February 3, 2022