A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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by Crueoddy August 27, 2016
Get the Bitch ass hoagie mug.The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
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by bitchbabyasscarter January 16, 2020
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Mom:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!???😠😠
Kid:The dog mommy
Mom:SO YOUR CALLING THE DOG A BITCH
Kid:no mom thats...
Mom:YOUR GROUNDED
Kid:😢😭
Mom:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!???😠😠
Kid:The dog mommy
Mom:SO YOUR CALLING THE DOG A BITCH
Kid:no mom thats...
Mom:YOUR GROUNDED
Kid:😢😭
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