Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
by Lunalove1432 January 06, 2022
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calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...
Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.
by canea October 21, 2020
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That song from the fortnite live event
I still see your shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you its to the point where i love and i hate you
by K9123 December 09, 2024
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your application for hire

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."
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National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.
You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)
by George Bartnickle October 10, 2022
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All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
by Baja I January 12, 2022
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a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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