Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

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King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

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A person or thing that is extremely shitty or known to be basic. Doesn't necessarily mean that individual is a terrible person; just that they are now marked as a shit butt (ass).

When a cat steps out of the litter box with poop still attached to their fur.

Cady is a shit butt because that's just who she is!

Stella Bella is now a shit butt because I can see poop hanging from her ass.

by Upsilon19 January 30, 2022

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Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024

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Shit

The stuff Hana uses to clog the toilet

This shit is still here!?

by I’m going to hell May 7, 2019

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Hoe Shit

A more exaggerating version of “oh shit” but instead for thots. Not just any thots, but thots who claim to be thots but aren’t really thots. It’s the jokester thots. The ones who talk about sucking dick and deep throating and what not.

Rachael found out that the guy she was hitting on had a girlfriend:

“HOE SHIT.”

by Zesty Z November 29, 2018

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