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Shit

Someone: SHIT!
Someone else: What is it?
Someone: I lost, again!
by karls son July 8, 2020
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Shit head

Shut up sophia you shit head
by Janse October 3, 2019
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Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.
Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017
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Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.
by MobyWutang July 9, 2021
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".
"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."
by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023
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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
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