aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

the shit word

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit

guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019

Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole

I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night

by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025

shit stuffing

Shitting into someone else ass directly, and then pounding it deeper.

me and my girlfriend really got in a “shit stuffing” over the summer

by Mashed_brains November 23, 2024

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022