aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass

“I just shitted my pants, and I was no where near close to a bathroom!”

by Offical_shorty123 June 16, 2022

Shit mood

Shit mood is when you wake up in a shit mood and go to bed with the same shit mood continuously.

See Connor over there hes always in a shit mood

by Scooba_Man_Steve November 7, 2019

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Trash Shit

Someone who gives terrible sex or someone who is a hoe that is your only option because they are easy or available.

Elijah is trash shit but he can shake that shit on tiktok.

by Mr. Trash Shit May 12, 2022

Everything Shit

It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma

Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed

by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025