shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.

I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.

by villos69 February 9, 2017

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

white shit

when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.

not cum

aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

Shit-tuna

When a woman’s puss smells like shit and tuna mixed.

Damn, there goes shit-tuna at it again.

by Shit hoe December 31, 2023

Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024