screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.

I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.

by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023

Flag

Get the screaming whistle shits mug.

Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 09, 2021

Flag

Get the Rake shit mug.

shit a dime

To do the easiest/simplest thing. Often used sarcastically to describe complete apathy.

Why do you care about him? He wouldn't shit a dime for you.

by tryhardaar November 04, 2022

Flag

Get the shit a dime mug.

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

Flag

Get the did you just shit on my desk mug.