COOK YOUR GOOSE

Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone

Jhon: I bet I can date her first!

Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!

by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022

your mom

its what all the quirky teens say to look quirky when they have nothing to say or just for fun

person #1: hey whats your favourite color?
person #2: your mom

by eating kids since 2006 March 17, 2022

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022

Your nan

Your Nan is a comeback which is not just worse than your mom but more annoying. It is only used by people who were dropped when they were babies as a cheep comeback because they are more brain dead than a hedgehog on a motorway full of fast moving lorries.

Your Nan is in my bead.

by I like planes March 17, 2022

Be mean to your gay friend Day

Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18

Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!

by yellowflowers March 18, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

your mom

fattest being in existence

dude A: bro your mom so fat she'd probably sit on a whale and its bones be broker than your wallet ngl
dude B: no cap

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022