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Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014
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Depressable

Very upsetting or sad
I just lost in my game” That’s depressable
by Annie Lomas November 8, 2021
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Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories
Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
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Onepiece depression

After spending countless months or years trying to get caught up on onepiece you finally do it. You fall into a state of emptiness due to not being able to watch onepiece for another week.
After getting caught up on onepiece Joseph fell into a state of onepiece depression do to the fact he had no more onepiece to binge watch.
by Whaleszn August 11, 2023
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Depression

Depression is a serious mental illness. Usually people are depressed because something terrible happened in their life or maybe just because they miss someone/something. But not all people with depression have a reason to be depressed. Sometimes you’re just depressed because you need to be. Some people are constantly sad some are constantly numb. Some people talk about it and some people don’t. Some people show emotions and some people just hide it behind a fake smile all day. It’s like hating yourself and wanting to die but also being scared of death. It’s waking up in the morning, feeling like everyday’s the same. It’s when you know you have people around that love you but feeling like nobody cares. It’s when you cry yourself to sleep every night and cover your mouth so you don’t make noise. People with depression usually either can’t sleep or they sleep too much. Some people lose their appetite and don’t eat at all and some people try to eat the pain away by overeating.

When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.

People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
Person 1: “Are you okay?”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”

Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
by Tired123 November 21, 2021
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depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)
Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression
by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019
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Childhood Depression

Childhood Depression

Childhood depression is when a child eventually starts not feeling joy and instead just being empty, hollow and depressed.

This usually effects kids when they start being overworked, stressed, and burned out, which leads to sadness, tiredness, and depression.

This probably spiked in 2020, when kids started becoming more distanced over time due to not socializing, and eventually childhood depression started for an unknown number of kids.
Mandy: Why is Sam so sad?

Amanda: I heard he had childhood depression, i hope he recovers.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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