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LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.
Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
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WOD Zombie

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.

Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.

Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
by trollerspy December 14, 2021
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clarksburg zombie

One who is out walking the streets at all hrs of the night. usually under the influence of methamphetamine...
Man did you see all the clarksburg zombies at McDonald's and go mart
by Zombie hunter 304 January 14, 2022
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Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.
She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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