korny Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with an overly large breast, with the intent of making a loud slapping noise and leaving a bruise.

This behemoth stripper just flopped out her tits and korny slapped me with them. my mates heard the noise from the other side of the bar and i had a bruise on my left cheek the next morning.

by joshyb October 5, 2006

cow slap

A fruity fart which a friend makes.

I just cow slapped

I had a cow slap

I need to cow slap

Did you just cow slap?

by splodge84 October 13, 2007

Slap-nuts

Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!

Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!

by dalespelman2 September 5, 2021

monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

Taco Slap

to slap someone's burrito looking ass

dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw

by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

slap dog

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.

Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.

by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

d-slap

the act of taking one's (yours or a friend's) penis and slapping another (does't matter who) in the face with it. Often people d-slap someone who has passed out drunk or is just asleep.

"don't make me d-slap you"
"dude just d-slap em"

by laxbrah January 25, 2009