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twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
mugGet the twatted your mommug.

ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.
Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*
by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018
mugGet the ur cat a twatmug.

Twat n' Pot

1. To smoke pot n fuck

2. a medicinal marijuana brothel
Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?

Stoner 2: nah bro.
by xEllTeex June 6, 2013
mugGet the Twat n' Potmug.

Raging Twat Fungi

Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.
"I believe that gays have no right to be in love."
"You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly."

Also:
"11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation.

*Name removed for privacy
by The9Silent September 13, 2011
mugGet the Raging Twat Fungimug.

Junk Yard Twat

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.
by bad dawg November 15, 2004
mugGet the Junk Yard Twatmug.

public shool twat

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.
He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.
by state-school reject October 18, 2004
mugGet the public shool twatmug.

hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.
i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!
by fat nutz October 14, 2007
mugGet the hairy stinky twatmug.

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