Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty chinstrap

The act of blowing a load in such that in wraps from ear and around the mouth and jaw.

""Man the skin around my lips sure feels smooth after that salty chinstrap you gave me last night""

by JayLe90 September 18, 2017

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 07, 2023

Salty pillow

When you cum on a pillow then let it dry before flipping it over waiting for an unsuspecting victim at a later date to flip it over and lay on it.

John placed a salty pillow on Tims bed

by BulkHulkC4Town May 24, 2017

The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina

I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight

by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019

Salty Tuesdays

Salty Tuesdays is the day you can be salty and sassy however you want

"Its Salty Tuesdays dood relax~"

by SaltyShima July 21, 2020

salty sister sarwin

to be in a salty, uptight and pinched mood.

james: omg move your fucking bag over there jesus!
emma: wow, someone's a salty sister sarwin today

by the saltiest of all shistars June 24, 2019