We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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Get the l theory mug.The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.
It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.
There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.
There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theory mug.When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
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