The accidental act of releasing urine while ejaculating on a girl's face. True love is only noticed you expel your inner bacterial fluids, of course.
"Jesus fucking Christ, did you just pee on me?!" --Darling, I love you so much that you made me release my Love Pee onto yourself.
by Ballsackicus February 20, 2017
Get the Love Peemug. by Princess becky May 28, 2019
Get the pee peemug. Pee is bad. it's homophobic. no do .
by 24ktrashykidsinmybasement May 26, 2021
Get the peemug. Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025
Get the Poop-Pee-Barf-Beefmug. The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.
(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")
(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")
Jimmy: These rocks trap the heat here and block the pee from the rocks above.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.
by Cry Liberals August 17, 2024
Get the rock-peemug. D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
Get the Lava Peemug. The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.
by MylesH November 2, 2019
Get the It's me orange-peemug.