A genius level American concept invented in the early 1500s to Guardian the little ones cowboys would offer drama to the insane members of the occult who arrived in America to keep them entertained and make sure they would have infinite crusty nipples. I completely unsane engine invented drama machine to further advance the knowledge curated by the Great prison escapees of Europe's colonies, especially America.
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Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
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