Andrew

Best mother fucker ever forever basically if you ain't him fuck you He is that great he even makes writing this heavenly godlike especially because it ain't written by some bitch cunt writing secret messages man with a huge cock wrote this that's why

Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy : bitch Andrew nut oozing out your mouth you just bitch stalked him on the internet

Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy :yeah I do think you can have his asshole babies when he rips you anally

by Andrew arriola wutilurn n seen July 04, 2019

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The most athletic and amazing person in the world, can do anything from winning a 5k to mowing the yard. Andrew gets all the chicks, except the only one he wants. He's not like most guys, looks for personality and talkfulness in a girl. Too bad he can't get the one. Andrew is overall an amazing athlete, and an incredible sexy ass beast with every attribute of a perfect human.

Girl 1: Did you see that Andrew running cross country the other day he looked so hot in those short shorts!
Girl 2: I know right if only I was his one.

by Coreandbo35 June 07, 2019

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Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.

If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.

by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024

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andrew is the person everyone needs in their life! he’s a great best friend and a great boyfriend he’s always there when people need him. He is also very cute but doesn’t always think it! if you have a andrew in your life don’t let him go.

that boys cute he must be a andrew!
he’s a great best friend he’s definitely a andrew.

by en2278 June 21, 2019

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