Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020

rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is imposible

Jimmy: Its peeing
Karl: No, thats rain
Jimmy: Look up do you see coulds no those are rocks its rock-pee

by Aperre August 17, 2024

pee pee poo poo

Minecraft pig killed by a splash potion of gfuel

I really do miss pee pee poo poo

by Gfuel Lord 69420 July 16, 2020

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011

jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.

Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.

by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023

Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.

Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.

by DubbinDave October 11, 2023

holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024