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SW nerd

My future baby daddy is a SW nerd .
by Velvetkitty069 October 23, 2018
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nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.
Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.
by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015
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Fake Nerd

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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og nerd

A nerd with a tear drop tattoo on the face and tattoos down to the finger tip that has done hard prison time in a state penitentiary and has a 6 figure job in the tech field writing code.

An og nerd can sling tattoo ink and make a pizzle out of an incense container and blowtorch as well as write enterprise level code for fortune 500 companies.
Damn Caleb put in work on a 5 yard in california and now makes 6 figures slinging lines of code in Texas, this mother fuckers an og nerd.
by Mr.RaulDuke November 25, 2018
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Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.
"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.
by Spodie February 27, 2011
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nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding
by peaches87 April 14, 2010
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Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd
1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"
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