by Thejerkchciken76 January 3, 2021
Get the matt bezzetmug. the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
by Matt parke May 26, 2021
Get the Matt parkemug. An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.
by Longfellow D June 7, 2021
Get the Mattmug. matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt
because he can be hungry
very quick thinking can be purple sometimes
because he can be hungry
very quick thinking can be purple sometimes
by spooksay February 14, 2022
Get the mattmug. He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.
Matt is really good at ARK.
by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 3, 2021
Get the Mattmug. A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
by anonymous August 22, 2024
Get the Twat-Mattmug. 