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Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets
The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"
by Chazza990 June 17, 2022
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Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!
by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008
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Fruit-colored

A way used to describe something or someone with flashy colors that makes one look queer or gay.
A colorful yet fruity style.
-Hey, no-one cares here for them Fruit-colored ninja.
-Excuse me? What fruit is black??
-Uh, blackberries?
-Shut it Jay!

"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu S7 E1 18:10"
by The wrong cheese April 10, 2022
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Sunrise | Blox Fruits Trading Server

the best bloxfruits server ever
wanna fuck while chatting on "Sunrise | Blox Fruits Trading Server"?
by totallynotfeitono December 19, 2023
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Poison fruit

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.

Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.

What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
by partyevenharder June 8, 2011
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As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)
Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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