Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021

Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018

chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.

Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion

by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

budspair disease

This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".

Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.

by bipolarandluvinit November 10, 2008