captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 22, 2020

captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus

captain kidd is pretty poggers

by dracon56 November 12, 2020

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.

Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.

by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

vice captain

Given to someone who is desperate to be captain but isn’t good enough. Usually given out of pity. No one pays attention to them no matter how much they want it.

He is a classic vice captain.

by harryglynn123 December 01, 2017

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 01, 2009