MAGA-tard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

tard

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"

"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly

by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025