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Jackie Syndrome

"a compulsive obsession w/ running, only occuring in the most rare of beautiful and talented women"
by Jackie April 12, 2005
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Hargrove's Syndrome

A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. Treatable, but difficult to cure. Large cause for STDs.

The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or leeches.
Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!
by The17thColossus June 2, 2009
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Jadran syndrom

a syndrom when a man (that specifically trains there) thinks he's superior to others and has the right to play with women like toys
CEO of 🥺
unfortunately, the ball is not the only thing they play with! girls beware!
“He told me I am the only girl he talks to”

“He cheated” “Dude what did you expect, he trains waterpolo in Jadran..Jadran syndrom...”

🎶Baloncici baloncici uaua🎶
by puppyeyes12 May 8, 2021
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Crackberry Syndrome

When one of your friends get a new Crackberry and secludes themselves from reality
Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome
by TurtleLockJaw December 28, 2008
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Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!
"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"
by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008
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Thanksgiving Syndrome

The result of binge-eating holiday food, much like what many people do on Thanksgiving Dinner.

Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.

Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!
"Arrghhhuhhhhhgrrrggg I'm dyinggggg..."

"Dude, what's wrong?"

"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."

"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."

"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."
by Tennisgurl95 May 14, 2011
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Ghostayame's Syndrome

When a person looks significantly older than their absolute age, especially someone in their twenties who appears elderly.
Mason: Damn, that Eric Hewitt, at only age twenty-one, looks to be eighty-five.
Puckett: He must have Ghostayame's Syndrome.
by killt2irl February 20, 2010
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