When you go into the bathroom and come back an hour later suspiciously not having showered at all. There is an implication of jerking off in the bathroom, yet it's subtle enough to be used to embarrass people without eavesdroppers getting any ideas.
guy 1: dude did you just go and have a special shower? You were in there for ages!
guy 2: what?! No! I swear I didn't!
guy 2: what?! No! I swear I didn't!
by nice69420 January 09, 2020
The first shower after a long camping trip or dirty period, usually lasting more then 15 minutes a Rockstar shower can also describe the greatest shower you have ever taken. You can't be a Rockstar forever, but you can have your 15 minutes of fame.
Paul just got home from burning man, and is now taking a Rockstar shower.
Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.
Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.
by N0Nlethal September 15, 2009
by Leebull March 12, 2020
Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)
(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."
by ogdajuiceman December 02, 2010
by The knowledge person June 19, 2018
Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.
by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011
by Mangy Git June 27, 2009