New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

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shoe

n. something you wear on your foot

I've got a great shoe!

by letsgong February 11, 2025

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Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.

DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!

by Birrd November 16, 2011

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Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.

John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it

by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019

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shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

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shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet

no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.

by Sexydimma November 3, 2016

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