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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
mugGet the New Shoes Old Lacesmug.

shoe

n. something you wear on your foot
I've got a great shoe!
by letsgong February 11, 2025
mugGet the shoemug.

Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.
DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!
by Birrd November 16, 2011
mugGet the Shoe lace boymug.

Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.
John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it
by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019
mugGet the Shoemug.

shoe condoms

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
mugGet the shoe condomsmug.

shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.
by Sexydimma November 3, 2016
mugGet the shoe happymug.

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang
I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!
by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020
mugGet the My bang bang shoemug.

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