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5 Seconds of Summer

Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.
Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"
by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014
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Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart
Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.
by H:moon April 4, 2015
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sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.
My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.
by EatsHerClean November 10, 2007
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second hole from the back of your neck

that'd be your VAGINA
Its like some small animal crawled up the second hole from the back of your neck and died, look at all the fuckin blood.
by the real LaURINE July 30, 2006
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Midland Secondary School

The worst but yet most amusing , falling apart no good piece of shit failure of any success for the student body school. Literally falling apart and being held together with duct tape. Highest rate of over aged failing students in Canada. Most of the students are stuck up, which doesn't make sense because if your going to this school you are obviously a broke ass bitch like the rest of the people in that general community.

Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
by st'tskid April 7, 2011
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Secondary Friends

Those people on Facebook chat who show up in the "more online friends" category.
Joe: Yo I was so bored yesterday I had to talk to my Secondary Friends in order to find something to do.

Tom: Ya dude, word.
by sound remedy September 11, 2011
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Beatty Secondary School

A school that thinks its rich enough to build an elevator but cant even afford to replace classroom windows.
Friend 1 : wah ur school very budget hor
Friend 2 : thats Beatty Secondary School for you
by sexy_fish August 21, 2021
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