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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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Short

me
short means being a fucking loser
by qlms September 4, 2023
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YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the ๐Ÿ’€ emoji.
Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS ๐Ÿ’€ ALL MY FELLAS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
๐Ÿ‘‡
Bro really said __ ๐Ÿ’€
Bro is actually __ ๐Ÿ’€
Bro actually is him ๐Ÿ’€
by Avatarmint December 26, 2023
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "
Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "
by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022
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Short

What you call someone whoโ€™s height significantly smaller than yours
Bob: โ€œyo bro, your shortโ€
Steve: โ€œBe quiet,Iโ€™m only 5โ€2โ€
by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022
mugGet the Shortmug.

Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023
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