Rule 253

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

Rule 289

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

by GarlicAttack January 15, 2019

rule 39

similar to rule 34, rule 39 is the internet statement that "if it exists, there is furry porn of it"

"oh you thought rule 34 was bad? try out rule 39."

by ToniZambonii February 23, 2021

road rules

a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters

yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.

by holla July 12, 2003

rule 234

If there is a username of a word you want, it will be taken.

Bro1:Hah! Bro I’m gonna make my username pussy
Bro2:ye that’s not gonna work
Bro1:what!?? You’re right! It didn’t work
Bro3:Rule 234!

by Rule 234 October 05, 2020

Rule 455

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

by ShadowzB February 27, 2011

Rule 34

A rule in the universe that is something or someone exists, it always has porn of it.

Watching DragonBall Z, thinking if Goku's gonna lose the virgin life.
*I remember Rule 34*
There is, or will be.

by PlayPlater July 05, 2015