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Action Porn

An overly gratuitous action shot in a movie that leaves you with a similar feeling to a good porn clip. Can be part of a full movie (action or otherwise) or a downloaded clip.
Hey Mark, did you just see that plane flip back? That's proper action porn.
by Movellen January 16, 2006
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sky porn

the free porn that comes with Sky TV
i watched some sky porn last night, that shit was good!!!
by Jonny2k6 January 7, 2007
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Elbow Porn

Pornography depicting various elbows in various poses.
Dude, what you are looking at...Porn?!?!
Not just any porn... Elbow Porn! ;)
by BRand August 10, 2014
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porn mole

n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)

This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"
1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.

2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.
by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006
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Porn a church

Where one of more people glue pornagraphic photos to a church and some times along with comdoms ect. and sometimes dump comdoms in the church yard.
by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010
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Facebook Porn

noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.
Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
by guymanchill July 10, 2010
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porn juice

1.Pomegranite Flavoried Vitamin water.

Why?
It says XXX on the label and that delightful message underneath it..

And it just sounds funny and gets great responses out of people
Jack: (sees jess)
Whatcha drinking? :)

Jessica: Porn Juice

Jack: o__O?
by its_boobookittyfuck March 22, 2009
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