penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.

"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"

by regionalatleast November 2, 2017

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis spa

vagina

Its been a long day, I need to take a trip to the penis spa

by dxd2 May 31, 2018

Penis Rager

The act of doing a line of cocaine off an acquaintance's penis.

It didn't take much convincing for Paul to do a penis rager with Frank.

by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020

Anthonys penis

He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.

Anthonys penis is huge that cazzi man

by Calibina shiz January 17, 2020

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Penis in the Sack

It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.

Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"

Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"

by penile_eshay August 11, 2022