grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.

Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

grasshopper pee by Jabberwokki45 from The Flood October 30, 2008

white pee front butt 

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

white pee front butt by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

Skateboard Pee 

To urinate to one side while standing on a moving skateboard.

also see hang pee.

Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence

Skateboard Pee by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005

ham-clapping pee pee cock 

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

ham-clapping pee pee cock by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 31, 2017

Orange Pee Weekend 

When you spent an entire weekend drunk thus causing you to have darkyellow/orange colored pee from dehydration

Person one: "Hey Jude what did you do this weekend?"
Person two(jude): "spent it all plastered it was a true orange pee weekend"

Orange Pee Weekend by Judedadoode May 16, 2009

Sleepy Pee 

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

Sleepy Pee by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

virtually pee 

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.

12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!

virtually pee by Rikka32 December 3, 2010