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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.
"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"
by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
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six pack of whoop ass

The act of opening a whole six pack of whoop ass instead of merely a can.
I'm gonna open a whole six pack of whoop ass on you, you little punk.
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
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whatever packs your pipe

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."
by ftfunkj November 6, 2010
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packing each other's parachutes

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
by nevvaknow October 7, 2008
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cooter packing pussy licker

A fancy term for a lesbian.
Charlene will soon become bored of riding cock, and will resort to licking snatch. She will then be a cooter packing pussy licker.
by Anjr00 July 28, 2003
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