tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

foop stick

Mostly refers to a young girl who has sex regularly with many different men.

"she duz only get on posh but she is a real foop stick"

by manwithart June 28, 2012

scissor sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge6969 September 25, 2008

Pineapple on a stick

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.

It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

by Rachael Hibbert March 04, 2009

swizle stick

(noun)- A twisted stick normaly used to stir drinks but if the one holding the "swizle stick" is anoyed enough it turns in to a thret of shoving it down the other's pee hole.

"If you don't pay me for those drinks, I'm going to shove this here swizle stick down your pee hole"

by Deidreck April 27, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 06, 2017

Stick-wrangling

The fetish for or the attraction to anorexic people. It is named so for anorexic's stick like limbs and physique.

The opposite of chubby chasing.

"Did you know Johnny is a total stick-wrangler?"
"Tom's at the bar stick-wrangling."

by Moonfudge & the Bealer January 03, 2012