Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 25, 2023

Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.

You must pray to Dan before dinner.

by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024