The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.

"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"

by K100J September 13, 2020

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Dan Disventure Camp

A character that looks like purple Waldo from the YouTube Series Disventure Camp

Person A: Why are there 2763 photos of Dan Disventure Camp on your wall?
Person B: DGAENBSFWDLIKUBHVDWEBHUKVEDWKUBHVWDEHIBUWVDEHESOGREATANDJBHFEFEBHWVIBIHECFWBHIEFCWBUHWCFE!!
Person A: That’s it, I’m taking you to the psych ward.

by InsaneJellyfish November 8, 2025

Dan

Dan a guy who is an amazing friend. You may not always be best friends but you’ll always be close, you may have a falling out or to but you’ll always be there for him and he’ll always be there for you.

Wow that’s Dan he’s a good friend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Dan

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

by good12838 June 2, 2020

dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose

I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.

by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016