When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
by CyMatic December 17, 2011
Get the pasta penismug. by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020
Get the Penis Ragermug. He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.
by Calibina shiz January 17, 2020
Get the Anthonys penismug. It's an adjective for something that's bad. It could be easily subbed in a sentence for bad or shit, but it's a much cooler way of saying it.
Andy: " Yo Josh, how did your exams go?
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"
Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"
Josh: " They went really bad, not gonna lie"
Andy: " Shit bro, that's pretty penis in the sack"
Nic: "weather is a bit penis in the sack today"
by penile_eshay August 11, 2022
Get the Penis in the Sackmug. by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020
Get the Penis Manmug. When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.
Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!
by TumTum816 January 29, 2017
Get the Wallpapered Penismug. A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021
Get the Ex-Penismug.