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Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
by buddhafish July 20, 2012
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pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.
by CyMatic December 17, 2011
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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.
by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022
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penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo
Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"
by carnette September 23, 2023
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Penis Supremacy

Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.
Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.
by Roosrandicand July 17, 2022
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Penis nuke

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"
by Cxtfish September 5, 2021
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mario penis

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