Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
by buddhafish July 20, 2012
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by CyMatic December 17, 2011
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Get the penis hotdog mug.Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.
Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.
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