Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

Noob

Josh

Josh is a noob. A noob is josh.

by Josh is a noob April 2, 2017

Noob

somebody who is new to the game or preferably by the 10 year olds on xbox "somebody who killed you"

Gets a mega good Xbox kill
Random Kid: Noob, I fucked your mom!
Mom: w-we were gonna tell you

by IDK94068039 July 5, 2020

noob

racial slur

noob

by lb March 24, 2021

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Noob

Katie

Lol your such a noob. Your supposed to jump over the wall, not run into it.

by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017