Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.

Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.

by Bean Jack July 29, 2011

Noob

A young man residing in Central Indiana who enjoys calling everyone else "Noob" without realizing that he himself is the biggest Noob of all.

That Graham kid thinks he's hot shit, but he's really just a gigantic Noob.

by I'mNotANoob. July 18, 2011

noob

a person lacking common sense and/or intelligence

Shannon Bauer is a big noob

by raaad August 15, 2011

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

Noob Stick

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.

What did you do that for you noob stick?

by evuppy December 6, 2011

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011