When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
by Ligs June 3, 2019
Get the M. Night Shyamalanmug. when you let your load out on a girls body and then shit on top of that and lay down on those two and now you and her are the crackers, the load as marshmallows and shit as the chocolate.
by schechter May 13, 2008
Get the late night smoremug. An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the One Night in Batistamug. by BoB August 17, 2003
Get the guys' night outmug. Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.
Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."
Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.
Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."
Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.
by maryjanie November 30, 2006
Get the Late Night Shotsmug. When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
by big tommy dickface October 6, 2005
Get the friday night surprisemug. by FreshAndBallin June 20, 2010
Get the One night standmug.