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nerd fit

A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.

If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.

Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*
by Liska Kiska August 7, 2011
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Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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meat nerd

Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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fucking nerd

by fuckyouinspecific,spencer December 26, 2022
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wii nerd

a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside.

a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.

a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym
hey man wanna go play soccer

no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.

dude you are such a wii nerd
by Pattilac croy March 29, 2010
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nerd bitch

(N.) Someone who is academically talented and intelligent yet doesn’t know how to act in general. It’s okay tho. The nerd bitch definitely found the one to love and the one who loves you. The nerd bitch loves the significant other a whole lot more than he loves her tho. My love for 🐢 is inelastic because he’s my necessity :) lym
Wow she’s a nerd bitch. But I’m a dumbass.
by hiyoko November 6, 2019
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The Apex Nerd

The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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