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Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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The Apex Nerd

The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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fucking nerd

by fuckyouinspecific,spencer December 26, 2022
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wii nerd

a persome who would rather play nintendo wii than go outside.

a person who is excited about a new wii game coing out.

a person uasully female, who get the wii fit instead of going to a gym
hey man wanna go play soccer

no im just gonna stay in the house and try to beat the new marion bros.

dude you are such a wii nerd
by Pattilac croy March 29, 2010
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True Nerd

A true Nerd can qoute every star wars movie has at least herd of startrek and watches the big bang theory, has seen any star wars show no matter what age,
by Your avarage slave owner March 4, 2020
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Nerd Feeder

To provide information to enthusiast a.k.a nerds that is irrelevant to others.
What is the reason for the specializations in Halo 4?
Oh that is just "nerd feeder".
by SUPERDUPERBAM September 4, 2013
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