man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.

Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.

by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009

Sea Man

A nickname for a sailor.

(person 1) Hey are you choking on that chicken Sea Man ?!
(person 2) What the fuck

by Soarosugaming August 28, 2021

Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.

Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Own Man

Not a follower, someone who is able to act on his own behalf, without fear of someone not liking

James use to be his own man, now he just dick rides Shawn and agrees with everything he says. It's like he's scared to defend himself whenever Shawn calls him a bitchh hahha

by original April 30, 2015

The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.

"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."

by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023