May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

by Realnamenotfound May 24, 2022

May 11th

my birthday
yay

me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

by loauee April 2, 2022

May 20

National poopoo your pants day! Let out all the poopoo!

“It’s May 20!! You know what that means! *absolutely shits pants*”

by Dearest Yuri March 8, 2022

may 1

This is national stalker day, You are legally allowed to stalk ONE person the whole day

Person 1 "hey why are you stalking me"
Person 2 "because it may 1. im allowed to!"
Person 1 "okay, fine by me"

by Dumb goat February 8, 2022

May 17

the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.

Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev

by dinodevy May 17, 2021

29th may

National buy ur girlfriend floweres day

Oh shit it’s 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers

by Ricgugl666 May 29, 2021

May 12

Chloe appreication day

I can't wait for May 12! said chloe

by Konomi December 2, 2021