29th may

National buy ur girlfriend floweres day

Oh shit it’s 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers

by Ricgugl666 May 29, 2021

May 30

People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them

But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected

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They also have the best sex

F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex

by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020

May 17

the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.

Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev

by dinodevy May 17, 2021

May 5

Drive over to you boyfriends house and sleep in bed with him day.

Him: did you forget what day it is today?

Her: OH shoot you’re right I’m coming over right now! It’s may 5th

by slimykiddo May 5, 2021

May 11th

my birthday
yay

me : its my birthday

people : really
me : yes may 11th
people : happy birthday

by loauee April 2, 2022

lotty-may

the ultimate definition or whore/a friend to everyone, commonly known as slutty-may.

BOY: "dannng that girl is acting a whore today"
BOY 2 "i know, she reminds me of lotty-may"
BOY: "HAHA yeah..slutty-may

by your bestie :) May 5, 2007

May 9

May 9 is a day where the most special person is born. This person is very kind sweet cute and very thoughtful. Their smile will melt your heart and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

It’s may 9!
Guess whoever was born today is an amazing person!

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020