Magic

The use of hacks

I used magic to teleport

by ChillyBoy9999 June 30, 2022

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other

Do you remember the real magic at Okee?

by holidaylove January 8, 2021

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 7, 2018

The Magic Popsicle

*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.

"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"

by Gryndle June 5, 2016

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021