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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Lemon

Jeff: Hey dude, what's a lemon?

Charlie: It's a goddamn fruit
by can't think of name March 3, 2017
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lemon squigy

Some one that is always there for you but sometimes can be stubborn. She loves shopping . She is funny nice protective of her friends and has a great sense of humor.
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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lemon squigy

She is very nice and protective of her friends . She loves to shop and she is nice funny supportive kind. She is always there for her friends
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017
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Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse
Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.
by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017
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lemonade shake up

When you're getting head and you decide to shake it up a bit and piss in the girls mouth. She'll definatly be a lil shaken up
OMG, my boyfriend gave me a lemonade shake up last night...not the good kind.
by abby gets hose June 9, 2017
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